Mer Chuck Norris.....

  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
  • Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  • Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

  • Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
  • There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
  • When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
  • Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
  • Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
  • Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
  • Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
  • Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
  • Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
  • Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
  • Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

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    Postat av: Anonym

    VAR MED & TÄVLA OM ETT SKITSNYGGT NITARMBAND! :)

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    2008-01-18 @ 10:59:27
    Postat av: Cian

    Ser ut som att du är lite insnöad på Chuckan!

    Själv byter jag ut namnet Chuck i meningarna mot Fantomen :)

    2008-01-18 @ 11:11:00
    URL: http://galencirkus.blogspot.com
    Postat av: En rutig clown

    Chuck är en den coolaste jävel som gått i ett par boots, han är en sjukligt stor cool nörd!

    2008-01-18 @ 11:31:42

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